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By Deimos EMK · Published Sep 25, 2026 · Updated Sep 25, 2026 · 5 min read · AI-drafted, source-checked

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See it in action

Video: Tuffest things to say on the first day of school #funny #memes, embedded from its original platform.

What the meme is

Things To Say is a parody advice format. Each post picks a situation or a person, meeting your partner's father, sitting through a job interview, going on a date, talking to your mom, even speaking to a puppy, and then delivers a bulleted list of things you are supposedly meant to say. The catch is that every single suggestion is bizarre, awkward, or obviously ruinous.

The original post that kicked the format off offered ironic advice on things to say to your partner after 'cracking,' slang for getting intimate, with gems like 'Can I pay with card?' and 'Woohoo!' Nobody is meant to actually follow the advice; the entire joke is the gap between the confident, self-help-style presentation and the catastrophic content of the list.

Structurally, the meme is simple and instantly readable: a headshot or reference image of a stereotypically cool celebrity, public figure, or fictional character sits next to a long, skimmable list. One early viral version used an image of Matthew McConaughey for a list about meeting your partner's father.

The celebrity does a lot of the comedic work, their unbothered, sigma-adjacent energy sells the idea that this terrible advice is actually elite social wisdom. Know Your Meme compares the format to the classic Advice Dog memes, which paired obviously bad advice with an image of a dog; here, the dog is swapped for your favorite cool-guy celebrity or character.

Tone-wise, the meme is pure irony delivered with a straight face. It mimics the cadence of genuine self-improvement and hustle-culture content, the kind of posts that earnestly list what to say to close a sale or impress someone, and then fills that trusted container with nonsense.

That's why it reads as part of the wider hustle-culture and sigma meme wave: it parodies the genre by copying its look perfectly while corrupting its payload. It's also frequently compared to the Rare Fish Market memes, from which it takes stylistic cues.

To someone outside the joke, a Things To Say post can briefly look like real advice, and that moment of confusion before the punchline lands is exactly the point. [1][2][3][4]

The receipts

Documented, dated uses of “Things To Say” — each quote is verbatim from the linked source.

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How it spread

The format is everywhere right now because it is almost frictionless to remix. The template, one cool image, one situation, one list, lets anyone swap in a new subject and a new set of cursed one-liners in minutes, which is why it jumped from a single mid-August 2026 TikTok into a flood of versions across TikTok and Instagram Reels by late August and early September.

Early spreaders racked up huge numbers fast: a version about meeting your partner's father reportedly passed 1.1 million views in a week, and a job-interview version reportedly passed 2.2 million views in a week, while the original post eventually topped 1.7 million views.

It also arrived at the perfect moment. Hustle-culture memes were already making a big return on Instagram and TikTok, and Things To Say slots directly into that revival by mocking the self-serious advice-list genre from the inside.

The subjects are universally awkward encounters, parents, teachers, doctors, interviews, dates, pets, so every viewer immediately gets the stakes, and the mismatch between confident presentation and obviously ruinous suggestions carries the punchline without any explanation needed. That universality keeps new variants coming, which keeps the format peaking rather than burning out.

Variants & examples

Casual and ironic; posting one is still funny right now, but the joke depends on the advice being genuinely unhinged, a lukewarm list reads cringe.

• “Things to say when meeting your partner's father, according to the meme: 'So... where do you keep the good snacks?'”captioning a TikTok remix of the format
• “Bro really made a Things To Say list for a job interview and every answer would get you escorted out.”reacting to a friend's Reel
• “Things to say to your puppy: 'We need to talk about your performance this quarter.'”commenting under a pet-themed variant
• “She sent me a Things To Say meme about first dates and now I'm rethinking everything I was going to say tonight.”group chat before a date
• “The Matthew McConaughey one is the best Things To Say meme, no contest.”debating favorite variants on TikTok

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